07 November, 2007
I like Chjimes, just not the restaurants located there. Cosafe Maid Cafe did nothing to change my opinion of Chjimes as a tourist trap.
Most of the seating were located outdoors and unless you feel like Eau De Grease as your signature perfume, you do not want to risk the bar or sofa seats in the cafe.
The gang and I arrived bright and early at 6.30pm for dinner. We were assured that the crowd would be strong if we came too late. However, the 'strong crowd' was conspiciously missing. That was good news for us so it didn't bother us too much.
What bothered us was the wait staff.
Apparently, they only greet foreigners (of the Caucasian variety) and males effusively. I felt like chopped liver when the maid offered me an icy look instead of a polite welcome and instead of leading us to the table, she mumbled, 'Last/Glass table,' and let us wandered around like lost lambs cos we weren't sure if she said 'last table' or 'glass table'.
After sorting ourselves out (we decided to sit anywhere we liked), we surveyed the menu with mounting disappointment. There was only 1 Japanese dish - Japanese curry. It felt like an afterthought to add it in and none of us were brave enough to experiment with it.
Between the gang, we tried Fish and Chips, Seafood Pasta and Creamy Mushroom Pasta. Ordering it was a nightmare because our waitress (different from the girl who seated us) could not understand us.
My friend tried placing order for a Sprite. His exact words were, '1 Sprite please,' and she thought he wanted Spritepls and was confused because as we all know, there is not such drink. When ordering the main courses, she mistakenly thought that we wanted to combine the Seafood Pasta (tomato-based) and Creamy Mushroon Pasta (cream-based) as 1 dish. The manager had to be summoned to clear up the misunderstanding.
All this drama before any food was served, so expectedly we were all feeling rather grumpy. Personally, I had been intrigued by the idea of a maids cafe in Singapore. My experience thus far left me with a bad taste in the mouth, and the food, when it was finally served, did not blow me away. It wasn't horrible, but it wasn't anything to write home about either.
Bland, just like the feel of the place. Just like the outfits and the maids.
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