Walking past the outlet, it looks like a mishmash of various dining places- a kopitiam? no. a chinese restaurant? not really. everything didn't seem to gel well. We were contemplating trying it out, and we gave in to the persistent waitress. "wah, good you came at 8.45pm, earlier you would have to wait very long- we were full". fantastic sales tactic. little did she know that she was so eager to sell, the table she ushered us to was dirty, and we almost place our hands not just on water- but oil and gunk from the previous guest. A tinge of regret was setting in by then. We ordered 2 dishes (1 pork rice, 1 noodle), 2 drinks. Half an hour later, nothing on our table. We ask and get the usual answer "coming soon." awhile later, 1 dish was served. Are we supposed to share 1 dish while waiting for the other? After waiting another 10 mins, we ask again. the waitress comes out and gives a lame excuse- the dish we order takes longer to prepare. and they haven't started cooking it yet! I look around, and other tables have been waiting awhile too. Place is only 30% full. After waiting 40 mins, she then has the audacity to say - so you want it or not? well, no- we should just get up, cancel our order and repeat the whole process at another place? No sh*t sherlock. Ok, somewhat agitated by now we say go ahead. Another 10 mins later, the 2nd dish finally arrives. It better be good. But it is not. Bland, tasteless, and just shocking for what it is supposed to represent. We leave after finishing less than 1/3 of all the food. A waste of time, energy, stomach space and truly deserving of 1 star for food, service and ambience. never again!