22 February, 2009
Singaporeans seem to be fond of standing in line, something I am unable to comprehend after all these years. From Hello Kitty to Louis Vuitton, Wasabi Tei should be added to this distinguished list.
I have seen people queueing for over half an hour for a place at this 16-seat hole in the wall. I would like to state right off the bat that this is not something I would do. If you wish to dine here, I recommend arriving just before they open for either lunch or dinner (12pm and 530pm respectively, I believe). This should ensure a place in the first seating.
Wasabi Tei seems to inspire strong emotions in the people who dine there. These range from a cult-like following to vitriolic hatred. Indeed, diners should be prepared for grumpy and unfriendly proprietors. Customer interaction is kept to a bare (really bare) minimum.
There are certain taboos to watch out for when dining here. Some are reasonable, such as being charged extra for making a second order. I believe this is only fair to the customers who have been waiting patiently outside the restaurant. Others are idiosyncrasies peculiar to the couple running the place, such as not placing your personal effects on the table, or placing anything at all on the sashimi display case. These are fairly simple conditions to comply with. If one feels that a paying customer should not be obliged to do these things, don't bother dining here and making yourself unhappy.
Food-wise, I'm going to borrow a phrase from an earlier reviewer. The hallmark of this place would be generous portions of above average food. Cooked food worth trying include the teriyaki salmon ($10 for the set), unagi with rice (about $13?) and the cod hot pot ($18 set). The portions are big and make for a hearty meal. The ingredients are fresh and have never given me a stomach ache. If you're on a budget, but still remain unsatisfied, top it off with a portion of salmon maki ($3) which is again, generous for the price. It's really comfort food. I don't think teriyaki flavoured/hotpot cooked food could be anything else. If you're not expecting fine cuisine, you're less likely to be disappointed.
If raw fish is your thing, the sushi set ($15), which comprises of (I think) 2 pieces each of maguro, sake and tai (tuna, salmon and sea bream). The fish is generously sized and rather fresh. I'd rate the fish as being of higher quality than your standard conveyor sushi chains, but below that of Dining Sun/Waraku/Sushi Tei. Everything above applies to the sashimi set (also $15), which comes with a bowl of rice and several slices of sashimi of the same varieties. Again, the raw fish here has never given me a stomach ache, despite my rather delicate digestive system.
There is no service charge here. Some might find this appropriate because there doesn't seem to be any service. However, the food is served to you fast, and your green tea (if this is your beverage of choice) is frequently refilled. An arbitrary charge of 2 dollars is charged per diner, which gets you a drink.
Contrary to what some people claim, the proprietors do not actually glare at you for talking loudly. Then again, my idea of being noisy might not be considered as such by some. If you feel restrained by being unable to indulge in rowdy, uncouth behaviour, you might find dining her to be an unpleasant, repressive experience. I find it rather pleasant not having to be regaled by the stories of other diners, despite the close proximity in which everyone is seated.
Food might not be of the highest quality, hygiene might not be of the highest level, but everything is decent and quite affordable. A meal can cost as little as $12 and rarely exceeds $20 here. Taking into account its centralised location (adjacent to the Orchard Road belt and right outside the thrice-damned ERP zone), I'll probably return for the value and convenience.